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September 2009
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August 2009
July 2009
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June 2009
- Transformers 2: One Paragraph Review
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May 2009
- President Obama Meets the Piracy Lobby
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April 2009
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March 2009
February 2009
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January 2009
- Fable 2: One Paragraph Review
- Baffling, Evasive Incoherence
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December 2008
- Anathem: One Paragraph Review
- I Saw His Sole
- Zoe is 21 Months Old
- Gears of War 2: One Paragraph Review
- Twilight is Silly
- Batman Can’t Get It Up
- Want to Sell Coal in Poland?
November 2008
- New Xbox Experience: One Paragraph Review
- Quantum of Solace: One Paragraph Review
- The Parts of the Computer
- Yes We Did!
- The Worst Part of the Matrix
- Where is Everybody?
October 2008
- Wealth Groupies
- Not the Way We Should be Doing It
- All This Stuff has a Price Tag
- How is the Chicken Cooked?
- A Few Things About Zoe
- Fallout 3 First Impressions
- Reason I Love Portland #375
- Mark Wahlberg vs Saturday Night Live
September 2008
- Zoe’s First Narrative
- Batman: Gotham Knight: One Paragraph Review
- Embarrassingly Superior
- Good Advice
- Don’t Mock The Constitution
- We are Both Atheists
- Physicist Dismisses Fears and Threats with Class
- A Moderate Approach to Vaccinations
- Zoe likes Eating
- It Gets Worse
- Tropic Thunder: One Paragraph Review
August 2008
- Magic Beer
- Creation from Frustration
- Good Times in San Francisco
- Milo’s Game
- Fourth of July at the Beach
- Lucas Opposed to Altering Old Films
July 2008
- Zoe is Walking
- Zoe’s Amusing Pigtails
- The X-Files: Fight the Future: One Paragraph Review
- The Dark Knight: One Paragraph Review
- Zack Snyder and the Greenscreen
- Eddie Izzard: Stripped: One Paragraph Review
- Fallout 3 is Full of Beards
- Mass Effect: One Paragraph Review
June 2008
- Get Smart: One Paragraph Review
- Everyone is Sick
- Robert Metcalfe Demonstrates the Arpanet for AT&T
- Zoe is Walking!
- Zoe is Talking
- Zoe is Getting Ready to Walk
- Zoe Loves to Climb the Stairs
- Zoe is Cruising
- Zoe Does Not Want To Walk
- I Am A Big Nerd
- Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: One Paragraph Review
May 2008
- I Wonder What’s on Their Minds?
- The Best Part of Couch Multiplayer
- 75,000 People
- Jeff Bissonnette’s campaign used my artwork without permission
- Made to be Broken
- In My Golden Submarine
- Speed Racer: One Paragraph Review
- Grand Theft Auto IV: One Paragraph Review
- Iron Man: One Paragraph Review
April 2008
- Gmail Spam Level Unusually High
- Home Improvement Weekend
- Bathtub Full of Money
- Zoe Loves Reading
- Twenty Households
- The Baby Party
- Halo 3 Legendary Map Pack: One Paragraph Review
- Zoe is Cruising
- Galactica vs. Barbarella
- Distraction
- Zoe: Year One Recap
- Zoe is One Year Old
- Welcome to Lisa Loeb Central!
March 2008
- Block of Cheese Day
- Excuses Excuses
- The Sleep Study Sucked
- My Sleep Study is Tonight
- Jumper: One Paragraph Review
- Song Charts
- Zoe likes to sprawl
- Crooked Little Vein: One Paragraph Review
February 2008
- Xbox 360 Repairs – Part Five
- I Am Legend (movie): One Paragraph Review
- Happy First Birthday, Zoe!
- Notice of Revocation of Independence
- Xbox 360 Repairs – Part Four
- Germfest ’08
- Zoe is Eleven Months Old
- Vote!
January 2008
- CD Cover Meme
- Cloverfield: One Paragraph Review
- Working Late
- Space Kitty
- I Am Legend (novel): One Paragraph Review
- My Parent Hack got Published!
- Zoe is Ten Months Old
- I Disapprove of What You Say
- In the Test Tube
- Back on Deck
December 2007
- The Vile Musk of an Ash Tray
- Use Your Common Sense, People
- Half-Life 2 Episode 1: One Paragraph Review
November 2007
- Last FM Charts
- Zoe is Nine Months Old
- Battlestar Galactica: Razor: One Paragraph Review
- Will Wright on Simulation
- When Stock Art Attacks
- Annie was Right
- Rove on Blogging
- I Was A Baker
- The Last Man on Earth: One Paragraph Review
- Zoe is Eight Months Old
October 2007
- Octo-Baby
- Portal: One Paragraph Review
- Best. Crossover. Ever.
- Tomato Pie Recipe
- Halo 3: One Paragraph Review
- Efficiency Magnifier
- Zoe is Seven Months Old
September 2007
- Many Levels, Indeed
- Happy Talk like a Pirate Day!
- A Cruel and Shallow Money Trench
- Tattoo Dream
- Rant: One Paragraph Review
- Best Summer Ever
- Zoe’s Six-Month Checkup
August 2007
- Bioshock: One Paragraph Review
- Zoe is Six Months Old
- Thank You Very Much, South Carolina
- AFK
- Xbox 360 Repairs – Part Three
July 2007
- The Simpsons Movie: One Paragraph Review
- Xbox 360 Repairs – Part Two
- Stinky Tofu
- The Rules of Monster Movies
- Zoe is Five Months Old
- The Omega Man: One Paragraph Review
- Halo 3 Achievements
- New Year’s Resolutions 2007
- Not Cool
- Xbox 360 Repairs – Part One
- Zoe is Four Months Old
- Transformers: One Paragraph Review
June 2007
May 2007
- Zoe is Three Months Old
- R.I.P. Steve Swor
- I am Qui-Gon Jinn
- Halo 3 Beta: One Paragraph Review
- The Night Milo Was Born
- 300: One Sentence Review
- You Can’t Paint It!
- Zoe is Two Months Old
April 2007
- I have Wood for Sheep
- It Wasn’t My Fault
- Scientific!
- Everybody Pukes
- 300 Balloons
- Smilin’ Milo
- Overtime and Babytime
- Crackdown: One Paragraph Review
- Viva Pinata: One Paragraph Review
- Gears of War: One Paragraph Review
- Dead or Alive 4: One Paragraph Review
- Colt 45 Tasting Notes
- The Importance of Proofreading
- Kulongoski has ‘come alive’
March 2007
- Senate Passes Battle Royale Act
- Zoe is One Month Old
- Galactica Season 3 Finale
- Zoe the TV Critic
- Care Bears vs. Klingons
- Steak and BJ Day
- Peek-a-boo
- Top 50 Science Fiction Books
- Birth Stories and More
- What It Was Like For Me
- Zoe’s Birth Story
February 2007
- Sci Fi Channel Original
- Zoe is Here!
- The Second Law of Thermodynamics
- Obvious Productivity Tip: Work when your energy is high
- Agree or Delete
January 2007
- Transformers are Hard
- That’s What Planning Is
- Oskar has a Little Brother
- Casino Royale: One Paragraph Review
- What Expectant Fathers Are Really Thinking
- Curse of the Golden Flower: One Paragraph Review
- Why I’m Not in the Office Today
- 24 Kicks it UP a Notch
- Zoe Likes Me – Annie, Less So
- What Scott Imagines Having a Child Will be Like
- Dad’s Got Them Trained
- Top Five Things You Don’t Know About Me
- Apple’s Cooking Something
- Chinese River Pirate Dream
December 2006
- That’s the only reason
- ConsPiracy
- Six Months
- Intercepted CIA Transmission
- One Blog or Two?
- Christmas Lights
- Like the Wind Blowing Through a Pile of Skulls
November 2006
- One Paragraph Review?
- Nasa ought to be doing something about killer asteroids
- Borat: One Paragraph Review
- The Healing Power of Bacon
October 2006
- Should have seen this one coming
- We’re Having a Girl!
- Downtown Portland Protest
- Meaningless Blanket Statements
- Starting to Catch On
September 2006
- Portland Pirate Festival 2006
- I’d bookmark it
- Growing with Vigor
- Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!
- Scott and Annie’s Third Anniversary
- To-Do List for Labor Day Weekend 2006
- We Must Not Confuse Dissent With Disloyalty
August 2006
- Incompetence
- I transferred as soon as I could
- If today were the last day of your life
- Rule by Committee
- I wrote five endings
- KT and I are Funny part II
- Star Trek Inspirational Posters
- Profound Commentary on the Catholic Church
- The Captain Kirk Management Style
- Akismet Stops Comment Spam
July 2006
- Rock Snot
- There Must Be Some Competent People
- Business Cards
- What They Need To Do
- KT and I are Funny
- Gas Leak Outside My Office
- Married to the Sea
- Reese’s with Marshmellow
- You Have Died of Dysentary
June 2006
- Damn It Damn It Damn It!
- Bill’s Superman Speech from Kill Bill
- Could Be Worse
- How many times do you access the Internet in a month?
- Scott’s 28th Birthday
May 2006
- 45,000
- What We Need More Of Is Science
- Almost Never
- Typographic Humor Buttons
- Raise The Phoenix Shield!
- Net Neutrality
- Windows XP EULA in Plain English
- Halo Three Announced
- Simpsons-style Galactica Characters
- Annie Would Join the Navy
- Inconceivable!
- Stop Reading This and Go Watch the Zefrank Show
- Original Star Wars Trilogy Theatrical Version on DVD
April 2006
- BattleStarGate Atlantis
- Annie’s New Haircut
- Now That’s a Trick
- Photos of Sumner Street, Finally
- We’re Like Toddlers, Really
- I Work With A Bunch Of Smart-Asses
- Scott’s Ultimate Birthday Present
- My Desk at Pop Art
- Halogen
- No Mac OS X For PCs
- You Know What They Say About Assumptions
- I Wish I Could Quit You, Dr. Pepper
- Speak Simply
- Genius Promotion
- April Fools!
March 2006
- The Map On The Wall
- Jury Duty
- Macintosh Meets Bill’s Standard
- Opportunity Paralysis
- USB Memory Box
- Cold War Bunker Found In Brooklyn Bridge
- 300: The Movie
- Pitiful Man-Bodies
- Miss the last couple minutes of Galactica?
- SNL Newbies
- Excellent Knife Blocks
- A Joke for St. Patrick’s Day
- Icons and Windows
- 3D Image Projector
- The Return of the Airships
- Ta-da Lists Widget
- Craigslist redesign
- Former Top Bush Aide Arrested
- Galactica’s Season Two Finale
- Spore
- All’s Well That Ends Well
- Who Cares About The Apple II?
- World of Warcraft Text Adventure
- Driving In Afghanistan
- Google Is Ruining Everything
- We Moved!
February 2006
- This fills me with rage
- Nissan Terranaut
- I see you managed to lose your shirt.
- Fueled By Rage
- The Good News
- Maybe I’ll Get Back Into Web Design
- Harrison Ford is a Tough SOB
January 2006
- State of the Union Drinking Game
- Live Every Day As If You’re Dying Of A Contagious Disease That Turns People You Bite Into Zombies
- Battlestar Frakkin’ Galactica
- Superman Lives!
- Daniel Really Does Make Video Games
- It’s not that kind of seal
- The Tangled Web Of RPG Companies
- Quitting Time and Canadian Erotica
- Pop Quiz, Hotshot
- Video Game Maps
- MacWorld 2006
- Drinking By Numbers
- Watch Me Change
- This Is No Game
- The 40 Year-Old Virgin Review
- Everything I need to know about running a company, I learned in Kindergarten
- Coolest TV Station Ever
- New Year’s Resolutions
December 2005
- Darwinia Review
- Christmas Stockings
- Mirrormask Review
- Ragdoll Kung Fu Review
- Jackson is King
- A Cloud Of Dumb
- I Do Not Think That Means What You Think It Means
- Kurt Would Have Wanted It That Way
- My Wife, The Gamer
- Job Update
November 2005
- Auto-Width for Column View in OS X Finder
- Jeopardy Categories 2005
- How I got my PS2
- Ladylike
- Enron Logo In The New York Times
- We’re Doing Alright
- We Lost The Baby
- Redesign Complete
- Google Pays You For Firefox Switchers
- New Sam and Max Game Coming!
- Top Five Songs You Can’t Hear Without Thinking Of The Movie
- Vatican Says Evolution and Bible Compatable
- Black Shirts at Cafepress
- My Friends! We can do this!
- The Obligatory Kitten Post
- Health Insurance Woes
- Thriller Live
October 2005
- Half-Life 2: The Lost Coast
- Five Year Plan: Update
- Gary Dirin – A Story In Eight Parts
- Moblogging
- Pregnant
- Insomnia
- Xbox 360 Save Games
- Productivity Is Up
- Trancendence
- Blogging Since February 1999
- KMorg And Hatelife Archives Updated
- If Only You Knew The Power Of The Dark Side
- The Halo Movie Will Rock
- Joss Whedon Is My Master Now
September 2005
- Fable: The Lost Chapters
- Firefly
- Grraaaagh!
- Piratical Politicians
- Aaaargh!
- Bringing Home The Kittens
- Oskar’s First Birthday Party and Zach’s Piano Recital
- Moving Into Hawthorne House
- Trillian profiles under Windows XP
- Workspace
- Office “12″
- Buried
- New Orleans III
- Greetings from Hawthorne!
August 2005
- New Orleans II
- New Orleans
- Archives Project
- Triumphant Return! …of sorts.
- Qwest vs. Comcast
- Apartment via Sims
- Hacked
- Housing
- Nothing
July 2005
- IHTFP
- New Search Phrases
- Awesome Power
- Filthy Smut
- Old People Talking
- New Doctor Who
- Five years blogging!
- Diablo and the Problem with Role-Playing Games
- Strawberry Festival
- Jesus Saves
- A Letter To The Terrorists
- London Underground
- Morning Show DJ Affected By London Bombings
- Throwing In The Towel
- Bruce Campbell and his Screaming Brain
June 2005
- Home Sick
- The Pirate Bar
- Preparing For Five Years
- Movie Survey
- Hatelife and KMorg Archives Back Online!
- Delayed
- Birthday Program
- Oskar’s New Car
- Outlaw Biker
- Miles vs. Paris
May 2005
- Spam Attack
- Oskar on Mother’s Day 2005
- And an apology would be nice…
- New Web Hosting (again)
- Hand Me That Shotgun, Buddy
- LAN Party V
- MP3 Library
April 2005
- A Boy And His Teeth
- Stupid Apartment Managers
- They Also Make Our Wildest Dreams Come True
- Annie’s Tattoo Completed
- Annie’s Tattoo – Teaser
- Stupid Comcast
- Half-Life 2 Review
- Question
- Corporate Use of CSS
- 24
- Death and…
- New Design!
March 2005
- Halo 2 Review
- Help!
- Doom 3 Review
- LAN Party V
- Bug Fix
- The Unknowable Mysteries of Seattle Public Transit
- My New Job – Week One
- Returning Soon!
- Contribution
- Image Posting
- mod_rewrite hell
- My Declining Interest In World Of Warcraft
- Thoughts On WordPress
- LuxuryRealEstate.com’s Newest Web Designer
- Redesign Nearly Complete
February 2005
- Technobabble Is Silly
- Two and Three Down
- One Down
- WordPress Education
- Why Is Everything Blue?
- Superbowl
- WordPress 1.5
- New Portfolio Design
- Ready to Rock!
- Decision
- Changing Web Hosts
- Food Stamps
January 2005
- Real-Life Projects
- Cooking = Hacking
- Projects
- Search Terms
- Worst. Thanksgiving. Ever.
- Insurance Pains
- Poor Choice of Words
- LAN Party II
- Ice Storm 2005
- Thailand Photos
- Mac Mini
- Our Christmas Tree
- Dubya
- The Return Of KillingMachines
- New Year’s
December 2004
- Good Tidings
- wow
- LAN Party I
- Quick Recap Post Because I Have Not Been Posting Enough Lately
- Famous Birthdays!
- Gen Con Stats
- Wide Awake
- Adjusting
- PDX
- AFK
- Bad Timing
- Gen Con SoCal 2004 – Days 5 and 6
- On the homefront… where Coors is king…
- Gen Con SoCal 2004 – Day 4
- mr. bread’s new address
- Gen Con SoCal 2004 – Day 3
- Gen Con SoCal 2004 – Day 2
November 2004
- Gen Con SoCal 2004 – Day 1
- Goal: Post More
- Get Busy, Child
- Now it was ON – Hardcore.
- The post about the games
- Steam kinda sucks
- Best. Resume. Ever.
- Non-Geek Stuff
- Migrating to WordPress I
- MT Spam Comments IV
- MT Spam Comments III
- Fuck the South
- MT Spam Comments II
- Photos of our new place
- Electoral College
- Unpacking
- Comcast: Not Much Better Than Qwest
October 2004
- Moon Shots
- Go Balloons!
- Dark Chocolate of the Sith
- Dishwasher for sale
- New Friend
- Don’t worry about us. We’re solid.
- Fucking Qwest – Vol. 2
- jam comics
- News Credibility
- ROTFLMAO
- Some Good News
- Against the Law
- An Open Letter To George W. Bush
- Losing my Job
- if I woulda had this in high school . . .
- I just wanted to order a pizza!
- Anti-Matter
- KT’s Beveled Blog
- Fact Check
- Bleagh
- Which is worse?
September 2004
- Upgrade
- Hoorj
- Playstation2
- a couple of dangerous gentlemen
- To Our Portland Friends
- Also Highly Recommended
- Zip Code Locator
- Highly Recommended
- Moving (back) to Washington
- Tele-what-ing?
- Washington Street Completed!
- The Village
- Busy Weekend
- just realized
- Culinary Institute Lunch
- More Progress
- Slow and Steady
- Vintage Sharp White Cheddar
- Strange Purple Line
August 2004
- What evil criminal am I?
- Blog To-Do List
- Best Alarm Clock: The Police
- New Design – Work In Progress
- Red-headed Champion
- Tech Support Part III
- Redesign Stalled
- Tech Support Part II
- Motherfucker
- Point / Counterpoint
- Tech Support Hell
- Squiddy
- Vampires in the news again
- Will Ferrell goes to the ranch
- not so shabby after all
July 2004
- Not The Prettiest Man
- Redesign In Progress
- Try Our New Flamethrower!
- pimp
- hatelife.org
- Leilani’s Website
- the Wayback Machine
- Georgia O’Keefe
- It’s a good time to buy an iMac . . .
- Still fresh after all these years
- Electronik Supersonik
- Getting my shit together
- deja vu
- 4th of July
- I am so money
June 2004
- what game slogans really mean
- Banking, Power Outages & Games
- need to create
- Give my creation life!
- Jokes
- Galaxy
- Sound Familiar?
- blah blah tired blah
- Restoration Part IV
- Restoration Part III
- not so depressing
- Hell of a way to initiate a new car
- What pre-1985 video game character am I?
- analog
- The Draft
- friday nights
- Freedom
- mc
- Dysnomia
- Where’s Hatelife?
- Super Icon Mania
- Restoration Part II
- The hatelife hubbub
- stupid stupid rat creatures
- Lots to do!
- Yay!
May 2004
- Ctrl-Open Apple-Reboot
- Transitional Woes
- Trophy Case
- Hoo-ray and congratulations!!
- fun with Opera
- actual release dates
- the little girl everyone loves
- Feeling Good
- Shirts I Want To Buy
- Out of curiousity
- Everything he touches turns to EXCITEMENT!
- Restoration
- mostly dead
- not the worst thing that has ever happened
- Victory Welfare, Cornelius Drebbel!
- The Damn Server III
- big business
- Falling Apart.
- blah
- Plan of Attack
- Battle of Wits
- sleeping in the bed
- Party
- Walmart of Hair
- Happy Birthday to
Me!
April 2004
- appleseed
- the house of blue leaves
- Better stop calling them the Wachowski brothers
- The Damn Server II
- back in action
- doom doom doom
- Leilani is here!
- Busy like things that are Busy
- Good News
- The Damn Server
- future bristolian
- laundry wars
- New Car!
- Computers, Radio, Movies and Miscellany
- DNS is confusing
- Moving to New York!
March 2004
- falling asleep at the keyboard
- Weird Week
- Doomed To Repeat It
- The little pleasures that make life worthwhile
- KT is posting…
- KT is posting…
- Ondine Hall Makes The News
- Finances
- Um, You got any of them taquitos?
- Making Time for Art
- Jalen’s Birthday Party
- Dooce-Stylin’
- Words to Live By
- Not feeling quite so hateful today
- Upgrading Woes
- Regaining Control
- MICE
- The Story About My Ring
- New Camera!
- ‘blogroll
- Baby Nursery
- Gay Marriages in Portland
- Toolbot
- Best Wrong Number Ever
- Guilty Pleasure
- New Toys
- Westward Bound
February 2004
- Death to the Extremist
- MT Spam Comments I
- Pentagon Warns Bush of Climate Change Dangers
- random thoughts
- Woodsy the Owl
- 12MB of Archived Power
- Sean and Scott’s Top Five Movies That Will Never Be Made (but should be)
- sick again
- In the Beginning was the Command Line
- Five Year Plan – Addendum
- testing, testing, 1 2 3
- Tab to all form elements in mac browsers
- Take Back The Web
- Awesome Power
- Fake Memo About Superman’s Vision
- Humans Hate Things
- 404
- Ich Liebe Mein Xboxen
- Why I am tired today.
- Washington Weekend
January 2004
- trilogy
- Rusted.KMorg – Now with 50% more rust!
- Here Comes A Special President!
- The Five-Year Plan (give or take)
- legal problems
- awesome
- “Let me explain how the
- HELLO STEVE you are so
- server uptime
- domain renewal plan
- Bubba-Ho-Tep
- Mars
- Girl: “My name is Plenty!”
- James Bond: “I tend to
- New Year’s Resolutions
- photo dad sent me
- <mayzie> i like to break
- crazy weather
- Brr!
- “[The worst Halo player in
- cold
- question
- Belated Christmas
- snow!!
December 2003
- Who Is The Better Ninja?
- Home Again, Home Again, Jiggidy Jigg
- Car Problems
- happy holidays everyone!!!
- You are old, Father William
- “I am prepared to meet
- missing post
November 2003
- In marriage, as in war,
- party GOOD
- teh matr0x
- I’ve had a perfectly wonderful
- VICTOLY!
- The surest protection against temptation
- Landlord Woes
- Who is the better ninja?
- The universe does not have
- paycheck GOOD!
- “I call these my weapons
- it’s called democracy…
October 2003
- I Kick Ass For The Lord
- Chapter Six – Wednesday
- warning…
- What is irritating about love
- Safari
- I am two fools, I
- “It was clear Wi-Fi had
- if you have a fojar
- “The various religions are like
- hating the job right now
- server problems
- On This Day: Oct 15,
- RAM makes all the difference…
- Our business in life is
- Funny stats
- Chapter Five – Tuesday
- “Ah yes, but the telephone
- “Any man who has to
- man..some things are persistent! i
- The Great White North
- Skill shows through where genius
- In order to live free
- “Diplomacy is the art of
- Chapter Four – Monday
- “On two occasions, I have
- “In other countries, art and
- macintosh fever
September 2003
- We’re dealing with a one-of-a-kind
- Return of the King
- Chapter Three – Sunday
- Funny Story
- Chapter Two – Saturday
- Marriage is the only adventure
- Matrix Revolutions
- pitbull savagely mauled by baby
- <herod> if only he knew
- Chapter One – Friday
- we needed weenies
- Urn’s Wedding
- more spam than you can shake a stick at
- and so it goes…
- I’ve always felt sorry for
- Love is an obsessive delusion
- Johnny Cash
- Wedding Wedding Wedding
- ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡HAPPY WEDDING TO SCOTT &
- so tired..so hungry.. and the
- the portland opera is going
- two down, one to go!
- viva the oakland international airport!!
- “I cannot give you the
- Home now. Good weekend. Exhausted.
August 2003
- “I don’t want to know
- sigh
- amuse yourself
- “I am thankful for small
- bwahaha!!!
- Sean Stolon: A chubby Queens
- Launch!
- JESUS!! is anyone else getting
- “Some people say I’m pessimistic
- Battle Cry!
- so a long weekend
- “Oh please, I’m dying! I
- It is not simply a
- “It is better to be
- man, tons of stuff going
- *heart* bach [segue: ]
- The central principle of all
- The onset and the waning
- in case you hadn’t heard,
- Funny Links
- “In art there is liberation.
- “A tentative life is full
- “All the disasters of mankind,
- “Failure is inevitable. Success is
- “With friends like you guys,
- photos
- And MOST IMPORTANTLY!!!
- Wedding Weekend One – Dave and Rose
- found the kind of music
- “What we know as mythology
- “A drowning man grasps at
- “We live, as we dream
- it’s been a while since
- My New Toy
- “It’s a fool who looks
- The heaviest object in the
- YES! some of my web
- ugh
- “To be loved is very
July 2003
- Who is free of qwest
- “You can stay young as
- “The universe is wider than
- wow, hah. i’ve been taking
- “Tests of love always end
- GenCon’s nearly over
- gettin’ my green thumb on
- Halo for PC is SWEET
- “No plan survives first contact
- GenCon is INSANE
- to break the silence, i
- “Who loves me will also
- I have a deal with
- life, death, beginnings and ending blah blah etc
- near miss
- man i love supporting local musicians
- KDX
- What the hell is going on?
- “The haste of a fool
- “We have, in fact, two
- busy week
- “Well, when your child gets
- finally (updated)
- take this and post your results
- you hear it here first
- Miles’ Birthday
- busy busy busy
- GenCon Indy
- man there is not much
- Wedding Website
- “So Simpson, you’re not as
- next tuesday, 7-10pm, county cork
- “There are limits to feats
June 2003
- well, i finally got my
- “God has pity on kindergarten
- Do-Not-Call
- X Prize Entry
- 10,000 and counting
- lunch!
- PowerMac g5
- Competition For Leilani
- Rust Bucket
- Special Weather Statement
- THROUGH THE MIRACLE OF SCIENCE
- Portland made the news!
- quick band update
- Cog
- hee hee, does anyone want
- “Television is basically teaching whether
- Guess Who’s One Year Old?
- Studio Fojar – 581% better than the competition!
- Best. Shirt. Ever.
- “We all live under the
- in the most curious twist
- “Courage is not about the
- we had one devil of
- “You know you can’t go
- cafepress controversy
- YES
- The Postal Marines
- Sumus piratae!
- Phonix Trip Photos
- well…. it’s happened. they made
- it is 1:30am and i’ve
- happy birthday scott!!! also, happy
May 2003
- Phoenix, Baby!
- Traumatic Day
- quick post
- Ideal Jeopardy Categories
- The Space Ninja Store
- KillingMachines Store Is Open!
- awesome
- Baby Monitor
- “I am very fond of
- “Serenity is for the gods
- hatelife book
- The Space Ninja Store
- stuff and nonsense
- sad is the theme.. the theme is ‘sad’
- not sure about the weather
- Matrix
- So.
- “Public transportation is for jerks
- Presidential Editor Needed
- Of all forms of caution,
- just got in from playing
- George Orwell gives writing advice
- baghdad again
- “Temet Noste” (Know Thyself) –
- w00t!!
- buying stuff online
- Baghdad Blogger
- Leilani
- 2003 is going to be a great year
- like the stereotyped german…
- My Brothers
- Moving Karma
April 2003
- Settlers of Cataan
- Create like a god, command
- earthquake!
- yep. never know what the
- You know what scientists should
- damnedest things happen sometimes when
- I am the CSS MASTER
- Love is an ideal thing,
- non-cryptic studio fojar post
- The chains of marriage are
- In a great romance, each
- i sometimes wish i had
- sleep
- Scott sings!
- “Wishing without work is like
- while we’re discussing politics…
- Bowling for Columbine
- “Babe Ruth hit more home
- It’s got to be damned
- one confusing mess and much geekery
- heh
- “Reuters correspondent Samia Nakhoul said
- Shallow Hal – A cocky Jack Black is given the abil…
- VICTOLY!
- How well did YOU sleep last night?
- I’m impressed
- “Let’s face it: there are
- Happy Birthday, Steve!
March 2003
- geek frustrations
- stock photography
- Studio Fojar cryptic post 2
- Studio Fojar cryptic post #1
- USA! USA! the US navy
- tech timeline
- Truth plus lies always equals
- frustration
- so.. have you all heard
- dark pathways vol. 2: eclipse
- hindsight 20/20
- google hacked
- more iraqi weblog
- WHO IS THE REAL SADDAM
- iraqi blog
- isometric rules
- poll
- “So, the catapillar has emerged
- a time for pause
- yes/no/whatever
- new toy
- Hi-Ho There
- Hee hee “Crapinon”
- Work In Progress
- Well, the worst of my
- We have art that we
- hooray, we finally have a
- Marriage is not merely sharing
- wow!! the hunted is finally
- hatelife marches ever on in
- [http://www.fojar.com/~steve/music/accordion/merrywidow.mp3]
- My motivation is starting to
- The policies we are
- Look at the timestamp! other
- Request for help Steve and
- worked over [http://hatelife.org/] hatelife a
- Beauty is one of the
- oh my god!! i had
February 2003
- i found a quote tonight
- Time is the coin of
- yes, mr rogers, we will
- well, steph’s finally off my
- Into the impossible
- Take a tour of an
- The US Department of
- JEREMY PAXMAN: And you believe
- Last night I showed the
- Misrule breeds rebellion; this is
- If you’re interested at all
- Guh… I am so brain-dead
- Marriage is a romance in
- What is the truth about
- <style type=”text/css”> <!– body {
- <Wulf> I think we should
- Come live with me
- hello, west-coast friends… here is
- Allmusic.com is a great site.
- though my life spins along
- At least twice a week,
- A man always needs to
- “Be very, very careful what
- I’ve been working on job
- “Hey, Mr. President. When even
- I love you, not only
- Absence is to love what
- First episode of Animatrix available
- sigh. well, in a few
- W00t! The caterers we visited
- fuuuuuuuck.
January 2003
- Chuck E. Cheese is breeding
- Jan 30, 1798: The first
- All I wanna know is…
- Hey… Can you keep a
- for the quicktime-enabled: here i
- In my dream last night,
- I invite you to contribute
- While it’s good to see
- funny comic, serious message.
- I’m having a LOT of
- This is nowhere near as
- oh man … yesterday was
- Anyone can hold the helm
- Hey man, killer idea.
- For the past three hours,
- Well, someone has to make
- No one becomes depraved in
- This is what I
- “The sorcerer is a Simple
- Well, things are progressing nicely.
- The other day I bought
- Well, I seem to have
- Well, after spending a good
- “I went to bed at
December 2002
- [http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig3/monahan1.html]
- "Doubt is a pain too
- Ugh. I’m fighting off a
- While Miles and I are
- Heh, heh. Merry Christmas, internet.
- Christmas loot: Gloves Couple of
- i wonder what cosmic significance
- Well, the new hatelife is
- “My only real motivation is
- “My only real motivation is
- Ahh… I love lazy Sundays
- Hey!
- What is everyone doing for
- gha ha ha oh god
- Due to the passage of
- "Man, I haven’t been pulled
- I’ve been feeling kinda weird
- “Let me save you some
- It never ends
- W00T! We have a dishwasher!
- current propaganda: obey giant current
November 2002
- It’s an interesting thing how
- I’m a little hung-over, and
- I AM THE MOST PATHETIC
- Did I say that nothing
- Hi! In a few minutes,
- current demographic: caucasian current drink:
- current mood: productive christmas lights:
- I am exremely close to
- Fairy tales do not tell
- We had a great night
- “The urge to save humanity
- Watching the appendices from the
- Annie and I had a
- Annie and I are heading
- Daniel and Annie and I
- KT came over tonight and
- If you chase two rabbits,
- When you hit the ballots
- Last night I went to
- "Where is the wisdom we
- “pokey the penguin is intentionally
- For Halloween, we went to
October 2002
- Last night, Annie and I
- “It may be true that
- “From the point of view
- “The purpose of love, sex,
- “In the world of words,
- Things That Have Been Distracting
- "The best portion of a
- “Many of the Macs I
- Click for warez Gotcha!! ha
- http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?1068160700
- Life is short: Forgive quickly,
- I’ve always known that Microsoft
- http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?chaz
- CTHULU: This is the true
- Steve: haha, did you read
- The first (of three) CD
- “By the time I was
- “He attacked life with the
- You know what’s great? Following
- Excerpt from Lullaby by Chuck
- I picked up the latest
- “Come to think of it,
- So, I just got back
- Wanna see something cool? On
- The Official World’s Funniest Joke
- Fojar’s running FreeBSD again, so
- 400 POKEY COMICS
September 2002
- I’ll post about NY tonight,
- Hey, we’re back! New York
- Nothing is as simple as
- "I hate hospital! When I
- *taps mic* ahem.. is this
- Well, it finally happened. I
- About a week ago, Annie
- La luno alterigxo estis falsa
- There is a good article
- "I bet a funny thing
- Over the weekend, Annie took
- I, uhh, just wanted to
- Earth might have a third
- As if September 11 wasn’t
- “Halo 2 is a lot
- YAAY! KMorg is back! My
- well, the troubles with kmorg
- Since Ryan’s computer is fried,
- File under: Web Standards EvangelismThat
- Anyone have favorite recipies for
- Yesterday was stinky. My band
- "Music in the soul can
- w00t! I am having a
August 2002
- "It is not as a
- <staniel> Middling, it says here
- I am filled with hate.
- Warning! Polital Ranting Ahead! Readers
- LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!
- Some of you may have
- I’ve had several people ask
- It’s 1 AM. But I’m
- LOOOOOOOOK http://www.dslnorthwest.net/~chaz/chat/ Coded from scratch,
- . Which HTML Tag Are You?. Made by: lj user “_paus…
- "We all do no end
- ahahah! the counter did get
- Guh! Our site counter got
- I had heard about the
- ReverendNinja: So, on the night
- I guess the latest craze
- *ahem*Halo 2(make sure you peek
- Free comedy mp3 I found
- "The question of whether a
- Now this is more like
July 2002
- I was completely unproductive today,
- “I have walked the edge
- Here’s a sneak peek at
- Not a whole lot going
- "Silence is the element in
- “Don’t hate the Media, become
- Steve and I have become
- I’m a PSU girl! yay!
- Too hot to type long
- "I can’t understand why people
- We had a great night
- OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD CafePress is selling POSTERS!!!
- “Let us endeavor so to
- Good news! I just got
- Steve got the photos from
- so we had a great
- “God is so smart.” “Yeah,
- Wow, a lot of people
- Sometimes weeks and weeks will
- Sorry for the total lack
- Another Viridian Contest Entry… Here’s
- So as I was going
- <GEEK> I was complaining to
June 2002
- As of today, Annie and
- Last night, we rented Lagaan,
- I am amped! I am
- Annie and Miles and I
- This one time, I was drinking at the bar with my f…
- “The way the entrails were
- Well, Annie and I bought
- soo…it’s body part movie night
- Pulp Cereal part eight
- I finally received some
- Best use of Flash… ever:
- No photos from Ryan yet,
- I am an uncle! Ryan
- yay!!! I got a job,
- I Never Learn Sunday Afternoon
- Who is post from florida!
- Great news! Annie got a
- I am making this post
- “If a man is called
- So my boss asks me
- For my birthday, Steve got
- hatelife is.. oh, wait, wrong
May 2002
- Saint Germain – an 18th
- “Mr.T may look like the
- “Mr.T may look like the
- I finally got it!
- “Of course we could make
- We have a dining room
- Paul Boutin, senior editor of
- Sweet Zombie Jesus, Krispy Kreme
- well, since no one has
- Yellow Number Five versus The
- Second Star Wars post! Hot
- FIRST STAR WARS POST: Yoda
- “Creationists, on the other hand,
- “..the quality goes in before
- “I’m so goddamn horny the
- “The large print giveth, and
- “There ain’t no devil, there’s
- Alright, I posted about the
- You’ve probably already seen it
- the Big Lebowski – Jeff Bridges gets stoned, John…
- … Well, look who decided to check out this page…
- Can anyone recommend a good
- “People in Italy always have
- best compliment received this weekend.
- Trust Allah, but lock your
- "I have taken more out
- 1. Domain: [http://www.oscorp.net] registered until
- OPEN SCENE [camera slowly pans
- I feel like a character
- Only Scott and his brothers
- Happy Birthday, Sean and Ryan!
April 2002
- Sorry for the lack of
- There’s really nothing like calling
- I am test posting because
- First person shooter games with
- Secret of Iron Phoenix(it’s big,
- Pulp Cereal part seven
- So we were playing a
- Oh my God, I just
- YAY!!I’m all set up with
- So, I Love Halo. It’s
- An excerpt from chatting with
- Annie came home tonight and
- the pictures are up!!!!![http://www.pahandpanda.com/pictures/oregon-easter-2002/]
- The good news (for scott):My
- Well, I guess I shouldn’t
- There are three immediate effects
- I officially declare this game to be boring unless…
- Q: If you’re American outside
- posting so miles’ enormous graphic
- Kung Fu: the movie Kwai Chang Caine, a former Sha…
- current wall color: whitecurrent first
- i just realized – i
- For any of you who
- Pulp Cereal part six
- Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope – A whiny kid fr…
- Current Skin Tone: pinko-tanCurrent State
- Current skin tone: wheatCurrent state
- jesus christ superstar (rock opera about the savi…
- oh, also, since nobody said
- Current skin tone: sadCurrent state
- I made this a forum so that anyone can play. Pleas…
- Current Skin Tone: pale Current
March 2002
- Fighting off a cold. Too
- Who would have pictured me
- dude, we know where Ikea
- Scott: I’d like to order
- Back when I used to belong to an urban exploration…
- With POKEY FUN 2 posted,
- With POKEY FUN 2 posted, now seems like a good tim…
- TOP SECRET PROJECTFUN 2!!!for more
- Legend tells us of Gary Dirin, a man who was consi…
- Quote from the latest viridian
- I would like first to disclaim this anecdote:…
- Noted Without Comment: Note found
- There’s an interesting article on
- fun with Scott while he
- Pulp Cereal part five
- Last night, while walking through downtown Portlan…
- Despite mix-ups on everyone’s part,
- Top Secret Project Status Report:
- Pulp Cereal part four
- Last night Sean let me
- yay! Scott thinks I’m cool!:)and
- Fields… vast fields…where Microsoft programmers
- I love Portland. I woke
- ALCOHOL + POKEY = TOP
- “It is time to rotate
- One of my favorite
- Pulp Cereal part three
- Skirtman is kind of like
- “I breathed a sigh of
- My friendship with Steve has
- Pulp Cereal part two
- Emma – (any version) a young woman in 19th century…
- Fight Club – A ticking-time-bomb insomniac channel…
- I don’t have much to
- Wow. Looks like things are taking off here. That’s…
- And those who knew him, or heard his legend far an…
- Pulp Cereal part one
- Okay, so Progress Quest is
- Progress Quest: Team KMorg! http://killingmachines…
- Well, it seems I have missed the boat. The first…
February 2002
- “Fabric, not flesh, was meant
- Dominion: Tank Police (well armed cops try to cat…
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (any incarnation wil…
- the Hunt for Red October (russian submarine captai…
- Bound (a mobster’s girlfriend falls in love with…
- What better way to spread
- I just finished reading the
- HATE.I’ve been reading up on
- I use Windows XP, and I am not ashamed. Just had…
- You are cordially invited to
- Last night, Miles invented an
- From Dusk Till Dawn (two criminals and the family…
- Blade (a vampire hunter must fight a secret organi…
- Raiders of the Lost Ark (Indiana Jones fights Nazi…
- The Cosby Show (or anything with Bill Cosby in it)…
- Neon Genesis Evangelion (an anime about a group of…
- Well, boys and girls, let me tell you about the go…
- I Am A: Neutral Good Elf Bard RangerAlignment:Neut…
- I am back! Ho ho
- Yes, Garydirin was quite the character. I remember…
- This one time, me & Gary Dirin hitchiked across th…
- so.. yesterday morning stephanie called
- Ah, Garydirin. I remember the first time I met him…
- So, what’s this forum all about?…
- ZACH!!!WHERE ARE YOU!!!???COME HOME WE
- I just looked out the
- Upgrades upgrades upgradesI barricaded myself
- Sometimes Killing Machines reminds me of Fight Clu…
- An MSN Messenger virus. I
- I saw Lord of the
- Annie and I were watching
- I’m testing out a couple things with this new skin…
- “If we don’t succeed, we
- “Mars is essentially in the
- “Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate
- “What a waste it is
- “640K ought to be enough
- “I think there is a
- “But what … is it
- “Don’t worry about people stealing
- “You think it’s a conspiracy
- “In the beginning, there was
- Do you like Buddy Icons
- “Use the instrument panel, Luke!
- “I bought some droids today
- “First, let me assure you
- I’ve been really happy with
- I found the website of
- well, in the spirit of
- I’ve added two new skins
- Today I had the privilege
- Today I received this email
January 2002
- Immortality
- Dude, I Rule
- We are the Keyboard Cowboys
- Scott’s Recipe for Insomnia
- Aqua Skin
- LovingMachines.org
- Fire Damage
- Steve’s Office
- My Office
- Scott is Wrong About Enterprise
- Appetite for Destruction
- Stowaway Bear
- Bush Faints After Choking On A Pretzel
- Windows XP Screenshot
- Try Role-Playing!
- I Want a Lie on my Tombstone
- N’Sync Get Killed in Star Wars
- Geek News
December 2001
- Christmas 2001
- Dead Enron Logo
- Lord of the Rings and DSL
- Shinjuku, the Demon City of Tokyo
- Lisa Loeb Concert
- How Would Jane Austen Write This Email?
- The Ataris Concert
- Japan Photos!
- General Tso’s Chicken
November 2001
- Scott is the Sweetest Boy!!!
- Screw Qwest And The Horse They Rode In On!
- My Body Hates Me
- Hatelife is Catching a Cold over Thanksgiving
- Reading Harry Potter
- In Our New House
- Be a Train with the Girlwatchers!
- In Case I See A Snake
- Violent Mood Swings
- Post-Taliban Celebration
- Post 9/11 Concerns
- Buckman Duplex Top floor- 1920s
- Feminist Sensibilities
- Miles Returns to Japan
- Miles Visits and Scott Angers His Coworkers
- Flexcar is Awesome
- A System of Goverment Headed by an Anarch
- Ryan Got Married on Halloween
October 2001
- Everything Sucks Again
- Started Physical Therapy
- Japan Hates Scott Vandehey
- The American Dream
- A Noble Spirit
- Gainfully Employed Halloween Costume
- Feeling Better Now
- This is 88.1 FM, The ‘Burg
- Falling Apart
- Tables Don’t Have a HEIGHT Attribute
- So my job is great.
- Disclaimer For Potential Employers
- Best. Fanmail. Ever.
- DSL, Sprained Ankle, and a Punch to the Face
- Badly Sprained Ankle
- If It Weren’t For My Horse
- I got a Job!
- Sprained Ankle
- Botany Books in the Future
- Envirocorps Annie
- Gar, that’s a big crocodile!
- Hammerspace Parody
- Isometric Parody
- Stephanie’s Visit
- The Challenge
- Annie and Scott with Babies
September 2001
- Currently Seeking Employment
- The First Rain
- Defining War
- We Met Blackflag
- And This, Too, Shall Pass Away
- Here I am in Pendleton
- Temp Work in Pendleton
- Which One Would Win?
- Trying to Move On
- Numb and Shocked
- 9/11
- Ryan’s Getting Married
- Race Car Driver Dream
- Rustbucket
- Still Looking for Work
August 2001
- Shaolin Soccer
- A Good Religious Fanatic
- Poker with Castro Dream
- The Day I Took My Gang To The Beach
- Karaoke for Annie’s Birthday
- Even Further Drama
- Further Drama
- The Rhythm of Life
- An Exciting Week for Fojar
- Deus Ex
July 2001
- Behold, Conan the Cimmerian
- A Valid Business Model
- Nearly Killed by Fireworks
- Beauty is only Skin Deep, But…
- DVD Players are Great
- A Hundred Ways to Solve a Problem
- An Exchange of Services
- Tom Craven Died
- Sappy Lovesick Annoying Machines
- Rusty Becomes Rusted
- Running Again
- Fondue and Poekoelan
June 2001
- Everything is Epic
- I Dreamed About Stacy
- The Four Food Groups
- CAP Alert
- My Days as a Bike Messenger
- Wong Fei Hung
- Job Hunting and Movies
- A Vacation Before Job Hunting
- Quod in Dubium Voco
- Back in Portland
- Radio Rats
- Getting Ready to Move Back to Portland
May 2001
- College Towns
- Unless You Have Plenty of Work
- If Microsoft is Big Brother…
- In Which There is Much Drama
- In Which Scott Gets Sick and Watches Lots of Movies
- Why Miles is Going to Japan
- 12:50: Press Return
- Operation: Portland
- Saving the World One Tree at a Time
- In Which Steph Gets Infected
- Happy Birthday, Brothers!
- 7:30am Phone Call
- Beautiful Things
April 2001
- You Want Free Speech?
- Holy Crap
- In Which We Shut Down Everyone’s Accounts
- In Which Steve Gets DSL
- St. Germain: Best Concert Ever!
- The Window Washer
- I Want To Set Those People On Fire
- In Which Miles Is Attacked
- Villagers Need Flowers
- Superpaint and Isometric
- Shit Is Just Getting Ridiculous
- Black and White and Dr. Drew
- I Have Seen the Light
March 2001
- Presidenting is Hard!
- In Which Miles Predicts the Future
- New Jobs and Hammerspace
- Macintosh OS X Release
- I Saw On A Website
- Dana can tell when you stare at her breasts
- Don’t Use Juno
- I’m an Optimist
- Computer Literacy
- CitySearch Categories for Richmond, Virginia
- Reality Show Dream
- Fasting
- Struggling to Get Paid
- Speaking of Earthquakes
- Underwear Shopping Dream
February 2001
- Myst III Themes
- Ho Ho! Smooth and Deadly!
- One Time I Peed on a Guy
- Rusty Killing Machines
- Shot by you? I think not.
- Three Commodore 64s
- Not Very Scrawny
- They Left That Part Out
- With Enough Soap You Could Blow Up The Whole World
- Moving Back to Portland
January 2001
- Work Troubles
- Good News and Bad
- Always Worked for Me
- The Inventor of the Positronic Ray
- Bizarre Orange Beverage
- Working Blind
- Distaste for Manual Labor
- Taking Things Too Seriously
- Forbidden Objects from Realms where Men Fear to Tread
- FUUUUUCK
- Back Once Again With The Renegade Master!!!
December 2000
- THE Computer Store
- Server Problems
- Biking in the Snow, Part 2
- I’m All Out of Gum
- The Founder of Civilization
- Dungeons and Dragons Movie Review
- Trust in Allah, but tie your camel
- ARRRR!
- Coworkers Make the Job
November 2000
- The Brotherhood of the Cut Thumb and the TORX wrench
- Missing Desk Dream
- Bike Fenders and Federal Taxes
- Biking in Snow
- Capitalism Rocks
- Why Do I Have To Be Quiet?
- Off-Topic Radio Show
- Fun With Google
- Money Magazine’s Best Place to Live 2000
- Thanksgiving 2000
- Mortal Enemy Dream
- Hollow Army
- Lots of Movies
- The Indignity of Waking Up in a Pool of Your Own Vomit
- Here’s What Sucks
- Snow and Gaming
- Job Details
- Operating System Zealotry
- Money-Making Schemes
- Miles’ Ideal Job
- Pretty Uptight for a Naked Chick
- Scott Is Employed!
October 2000
- Text Mode
- Job Updates
- Jesus is Cool
- Suprise Packages
- New York is a Cesspool
- Staying Up Late
- You’re Going to College
- Too Weird to Live and Too Rare to Die
- Internal Life
- Tough Decision
- The Genesis of Strawberry Studios
- Chinese Inventions
- MoJo JoJo’s Mojo
- Bouncing Flies
- Ten Job Applications
- We’re Not Nazis
- The Gameplay Qualifies as a Bug
- Tom Waits is a Cool Old Guy
- Gameplay Idea: SuctionMan
- Shut Up! You’re Dead!
- Pat’s Journal
- Moderation is for Monks
- Everything He Touches
- Misery and the New Style
- Friends Don’t Let Friends Code Drunk
- Web Design vs Programming
- Dada is Not Dead
- Tom Waits in Mission: Impossible 2
- War of the Worlds Poster
- Yelling and Name-Calling
- Harold
- That’s a Lot of Food!
- Job Updates
- Customizin’
- Cheap Fruit Smoothies
- David’s Breakfast Burritos
- Becky’s Cheese Bread
- Unexplained
September 2000
- Rocket in my Pocket
- Scott’s Awesome Bachelor Spaghetti Sauce
- Okay. KMorg is a weblog.
- So Tired of Job-Hunting
- That’s Just the Way it Goes
- The Great Thing about Crummy Software
- Netscape Can Suck My Ass
- You Seen Pat These Days?
- Say Hi to Yourself
- You Gotta Grease the Wheels
- One Frame out of 900
- No Matter Where You Go
- Of the People, By the People, For the People
- Even Ninjas Need Love
- All I Want
- Strange Little Signs
- One of the Classic Blunders
- Trapped in a Pre-Galactic Civilization
- More Like They Are Now
- Thrice and Four Times Happy
- Captain Amazing Doesn’t Wear Glasses
- Life Moves Pretty Fast
- A Mission From God
- 106 miles to Chicago
- The sun’s a star?
- Most People Don’t Know What They Want
- I am a Rock Star
- Being Obnoxious
- Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
- How would the Lone Ranger handle this?
- Calling His Name
- As Simple as Wild Dogs
- An Enemy Planet
- Who doesn’t love chain-saw jugglers?
- The Future is Little Plastic Electric Cars
- A Brighter Vision of the Future
- The Future Looks Good
- Mothers All Over The World
- My Dad Is The Ignorant
- You’re so young and naive!
- Im not gay, I like chicks
- How I was Introduced to Red Dwarf
- Radio Show Plans
- Serial Killer Nightmare
- Bicycles for the Mind
- Autocompletion
- Philosopher is to Consciousness as Coyote is to Road Runner
- Sean is a Genius
- I’d like a Viking funeral
- Lay Me Low
- Submarine Dream
- Computer Woes
- Job Hunting Sucks
August 2000
- The North Pole Has Melted
- Bachelor Week
- Tonight was hair night
- So my computer works again!
- Moved to Ellensburg
- Matrix Reviews
- Where’s Steve?
- A Check for 38 Cents
- Matrix Comics
- The Packing Has Started
- I like it because it is bitter
July 2000
- Web Coordinator for BRO
- Here I am in Ellensburg
- Webcomic Recommendations
- Human reason delights in constructions
- The Blade: Review
- Actually Quite Common
- Nerds
- Caffeine
- Quality And Quantity
- Life Imitates Art
- College Discussions
- Is This a Weblog?
- DSL Blues
- Moose Nugget Drink Swizzle Sticks
June 2000
- That’s No Way To Feel
- College Bathroom Graffiti
- I pray to Joe Pesci
- Taking a Class Because I Want To
- My Workplace
- KT and I are Funny
- Graduation
- Destroy a Computer
- Mars Expedition Dream
- I am a Procrastinator
- Pizza and Nerf Fights
- Student Killed in Tragic Flaming Bag Accident
- Student Killed in Computer Explosion
- Why I Hate the Fire Alarm
May 2000
- Sorting Autobiographically
- High School is Kinda Pukey
- Scheduling Conflicts
- Sometimes I think I’d make a really good DJ
- Red Elvises: Your Favorite Band
- Our vibrations were getting nasty
- Uncle Randy Died This Morning
- My boss is the biggest pain in the ass
- Cheating Dream
- Porn Responsibilities
- Tyler said, picture yourself planting radishes
- Vandehey’s Law of Inverse Pizza Quality
- Statistica Vitae
April 2000
- Consumed Over Last 48 Hours
- That Printer Hates Us
- Decaying Organic Matter
- It’s Not That We’re Against Pornography
- You’re Not Dying
- Mandatory Meeting
- My Mistake, Ho-Bitch
- Maybe You Should Sit Outside
- Quentin Tarantino Dream
- Death Star Comedian Dream
- That Would Suck
- Being Sick with Bob Ross
- Unemployed in Greenland
- Quiet Moments
- Obsessed With Car Wrecks
- Paranoia
March 2000
- Stolen Mummy Dream
- I Crapped My Pants On Thanksgiving
- Consciousness Reconsidered
- I hate DJs
- Stupid Navy Girl
- Army Girl
- Freaky Girl with a Freaky Family
- Unfaithful Girl
- The Time I Broke Up With A Girl On Our One Year Anniversary
- Psycho Alien Girl
