Archives for “dreams”
Last night I had a dream that I was sitting in bed reading comics when I found a full-page illustration that I really liked. At the time, I had the impression that it was a Hellboy comic. I decided that I would tattoo the image onto my shoulder. As I started drawing the outlines, right [...]
I found this on a backup disc while looking for something else. The text file, dated June 29, 2003, was titled chinese river pirate dream.txt. Based on the freeform style of the notes, I’m guessing that I woke up from the dream and walked over to the computer to write it down while it was [...]
I had an awesome dream last night that I was a race car driver. I was driving one of those long, light-weight drag racers, and I was racing against people from the Simpsons (Mr. Burns, Nelson and Milhouse). The course seemed to be a track laid around my old elementary school. I had won several [...]
Last night I had a dream that I was playing poker with Castro. We were getting along well, like we were old buddies. It was a big deal that he was there, because the government wanted him for some reason. Then we tried to negotiate a treaty, because he wouldn’t talk to anyone but us, [...]
Have you ever had something happen to you that people claim happens all the time but you’ve never quite believed? Let me explain, one of my best childhood friends, Stacy, died recently in a horrible car crash caused by a drunk driver. Even though I’ve been to two memorial services for her, I’ve been having [...]
Oh man, I am loving this courier book Scott got me (The Immortal Class) It’s this guy’s memoir of his days as a bike messenger in Chicago. Which is, apparently, twice as cold, five times as violent, and immeasurably gnarlier than Portland. Couriers get into fights with cabbies, menace belligerent drivers with their U-locks, routinely [...]
I had the craziest dream last night. To begin with, Steve and Miles and I are sitting around talking. Miles tells us that he’s getting in touch with his African heritage for a few minutes, and then leaves the room. When he returns a second later, he is carrying the Biggest Joint In The World. [...]
I just remembered part of my freaky dreams last night. I was buying new boxers, and appearently I had been sized for them, because the saleswoman came out and said in snide voice “Sir, you wear size *50* underwear.” I was shocked, as that seemed rather large, and began protesting, and she went on to [...]
I had an odd one last night. Before bed, I was told that there’s a potential office swapping that’s going to happen here at work. I guess that got my mind running on the office, and related topics… I went into the ‘Burg, and headed for my desk. It wasn’t there. My desk was missing, [...]
So, I ‘wake up’ after a party where there was a one-legged guy and a bunch of other people I don’t know partying in my room, and a couple of girls are in my apartment. I don’t know one of them, and the other one, despite the fact that I don’t recognize her, I just [...]
:: HATELIFE IS NIGHTMARES :: ugh… I’m not sleeping so well lately. Going to bed too late, getting up too late, eating before I go to bed… I’m sure they’re all contributing to this charming series of nightmares I’ve been having. The other night I woke up and my entire body was sore because I [...]
I just remembered a crazy dream I had last night. My brother Sean and I had found a submarine. Not one of the huge nuclear powered ones, but one of the smaller two-person subs, like you see in the movie the Abyss. I was back in NE Portland, and the streets had flooded to about [...]
My alarm went off, and I actually found myself lying tense in my bed, my eyes wide open, my mouth dry and my heart pounding… I was terrified. The details are already fading, but here’s what I remember. I was part of a three-man Mars expedition. Myself, someone who’s name I don’t remember, and Dave. [...]
I dreamt last night that my boyfriend was kissing another girl (blond) in front of me. What hurt me so much was his insistence that he had every right to do what he wanted and that I was being “ugly” by being angry. Asshole.
I’m a stand-up-comedian on the death star. I’m “entertaining” hoards of young children, all dressed like Darth Vader. I’m aware of the fact that these children are trained to infiltrate the normal ranks of troops and report suspicious activities. They start out looking like Darth Vader, and each year, they get demoted a rank until [...]
I forget how it started, but it ended with Quentin Tarantino shooting through a wall and hitting my best friend in the head. I was upset at him, but I was also worried that he might shoot me.
I just woke up from the weirdest dream. I had stolen a mummy from the science department at my school. This was a big deal because it was their first intact mummy and they hadn’t even opened the case yet. I took it back to my apartment and opened the sarcophagus. Inside were several smaller [...]
