Archives for “drinking”

“In the absence of sobriety, everything is epic!” – Miles


You can tell you’re living in the college section of town when you see a young man who is clearly hung over slowly stagger across the parking lot, blinking in the harsh sunlight, with a mostly empty jug of cheap wine under his arm… at 7:30 on a Thursday morning. Countdown to Portland: 9 days.


“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.” – Hunter S. Thompson


“Why do I have to be quiet? It’s a silent movie!” – Amy, drunk at a party


there’s something unique about the nature of waking up in a pool of your own vomit. i don’t think it’s possible to understand the true indignity of it unless it’s happened to you. we all joke about it, but i don’t know if we ever knew what it was like to take a shower afterward [...]


“Yes, I dare to SU to root while completely and totally intoxicated.” – John-Mark Gurney


I read Pat’s journal tonight as I usually try to do. By the love of God that boy likes to riddle that infernal thing with links, but hey, who am I to complain? That’s right, a friend. But that’s not my point. I followed one of his links to another friend’s journal. (these freakin’ things [...]


haha, OH MAN, i rule. some coworker just walked in and said, “hey, steve, program X is broken.” so i said, “you gotta grease the wheels!” he thought i meant money, so i corrected him, “give me liquor.” “that i can handle!” he said, and walked out! a minute later, he returned with a huge [...]


“You’re so young and naive! Sure, bachelorhood involves drinking a lot, but marriage involves drinking so much more! – Jeff Griffin


“Ladies and Gentlemen. We are Red Elvises. Your favorite band!” Oh man. Just like last time, these guys blew me away. They are without a moment’s hesitation, the Best Live Act I have ever seen. They just rule. They put on an amazing show, and they own the crowd by the end of it. “Now [...]


10pm) 1/4 plate fondue, 1 plate schnitzel strips and fries, 3 shots Stolichnaya Vodka, 1 glass Cider Jack Hard Cider. 1am) 2 shots Schmirnoff Citrus Vodka, 1 glass water. 3:30am) 1 glass water. 5am) 1 glass water. 8:30am) 1 glass water. 11am) more water. 1pm) stale remains of Safeway pudding cake. 4pm) 1 turkey sandwich, [...]


Wow… lots has happened. I’m really not even sure where to start… The term is almost over, which means that I’ve only got about six months of school left. That’s a really strange concept. I’ve been in school practically my whole life… 17 years of school. And soon that’ll all be over. On the one [...]


Well, finals are almost over, and life is starting to become a little more managable. The big news is that I’m moving! I’m going to try to get the place today, and then Annie and I are moving in next Friday. This weekend I’m headed up to Ellensburg to help her move her stuff back [...]


Sorry it’s been awhile since I wrote, things have gotten pretty hectic around here. I’ll try to give you a nice complete picture of my life right now. Where should I start… how about Annie… Things with Annie are fantastic. I’m so completely in love with her that it feels kinda strange. I guess I [...]


OH MY GOD!!! oh jeez… So Good… SO SO SO GOOD!!! ahhhh… I just returned from seeing the Matrix. Okay, forget EVERYTHING anyone’s ever said to you about Keanu not being able to act. Forget all the crap people say about disappointing sci-fi special effects films. This movie will blow you away. SO GOOD!! I [...]