Archives for “Geek”
At a staff meeting, our CEO said “I want to be the best in the world at what I do,” and my first thought was “like Wolverine.”
Pride: See that belly? I did that. Virility Confirmed, etc. Finances: Wait, don’t babies need cribs and hats and stuff? How are we paying for all this? Geek: I wonder if I can rig up some sort of camera system instead of a crappy baby monitor? Finances: Did she just buy more baby clothes? How [...]
<GEEK NEWS> Oh man. I’ve been through the best and worst ends of computers in the last week. I’ve formatted my computer four times, and Annie’s twice, and I still have to do it one more time because I somehow fried her hard drive. The bad news was that all the upgrades didn’t always go [...]
“If Microsoft is Big Brother, then Apple is Goldstein.” – John Sundman





