Archives for “isometric”

(roughly translated: Cthulhu Dreams of Cheezburger) Continuing in the fine tradition of lolcats and lolrus, you should check out the LOLThulu thread on Isometric. I’ve posted an image, as has everyone I know and respect.


Hahahahaha… Oh man. I found this while looking to see if Miles had updated Isometric. The link was labeled Disclaimer For Potential Employers. Great stuff, Miles. I think all of our sites should carry disclaimers which insult the reader!


“I know of no other strip that quotes Milton and Ruby in successive panels.” – random reader of Isometric Hee, hee. Best. Fan mail. ever. Must gloat! Also, I had one of those Horrible Revelations I live for: Isometric only has one kind of joke. It’s simple exaggeration, blowing things up to giant size. For [...]


YOSH Parody of Hammerspace is up at Isometric.sixsided.org CUBE LOVES YOU


HA HA! FIRST BLOOD IS MINE. Go to hammerspace and check out my parody of isometric.


Scott, maybe I phrased my last “come-on” a bit too weakly. I CHALLENGE you to a comics DUEL, you pixel-doubling, cut-n-pasting, final-fantasy-character abusing, limp-wristed Deus Ex junkie! Let’s GO! I will upload my vicious, below-the-belt satire of Hammerspace within the week, and I expect you to reply in kind with a spiteful mockery of Isometric [...]


You know, there’s a feeling you get when you know all a program’s features — including hot keys — that I think few people have experienced lately. SuperPaint. A one-meg program from 1993. I know by muscle memory everything it can do. Vector graphics. Bitmap graphics. Transparency and fill-modes on both. All palettes accessible via [...]


I just saw the D&D movie! the Dwarf is bigger than anyone else in the group. the Elf wears a steel breast-plate — with nipples! one Thief can’t climb walls, the other one takes down Fighters with regularity. they all talk like table-top gamers — HOORAY! PARTICLE EFFECTS “Staff of dragon control” is 2′ long. [...]


scott vandehey – 8 of 10 results are me! And the #1 spot! (I actually know Father Scott Vandehey, he wrote a book about the Vandehey family) space ninja – 1 of 10, #1 spot! obeso the pirate – 9 of 10, #1 spot! steve havelka – 4 of 10, #1 spot! (result appear to [...]


Man… all the most twisted ideas I can come up with (without being artificial) appear in the paper eventually. Today there was an Edge about some idiot who got hospitalized for a tarantula bite on his penis, incurred while he was “admittedly under the influence of crystal meth.” compare: isometric.sixsided.org/_/like_you_never_thought_of_it And one of the CoDC [...]


Sorry for so long since the last update, but I’ve been busy with my ninja training. I’ve been spending all my time lately convincing the school that I am, in fact, capable of graduating. They’ve got these strange ideas about it taking “effort” and “work” to graduate. I’m trying to convince them that the qualities [...]