Archives for “kids”
“She does not seem to be growing any less peculiar. I love this age, four, where reason and lunacy spool through kids in equal measure. Birdy’s mind is like one of those postmodern films where a giant pig makes pea soup with an eggbeater while everyone else does the hokey pokey. And the subtitles are [...]
I just remembered part of my freaky dreams last night. I was buying new boxers, and appearently I had been sized for them, because the saleswoman came out and said in snide voice “Sir, you wear size *50* underwear.” I was shocked, as that seemed rather large, and began protesting, and she went on to [...]
-or- That Chick With The Kid Following my breakup with Army Girl, I went something like a year without seeing anyone. In the meantime, I (finally) moved out of my parent’s place and moved into an apartment with an old friend on campus. I remember being pathetically lonely at this time, and being excited when [...]
