Archives for “parties”
Dear Zoe, You are two years old, and it is absolutely crazy how much you have changed and grown lately. You’ve recently started going to Co-Op daycare, started jumping and doing somersaults, become fascinated with reading and writing, and singing and talking. You are always busy and high energy, and everyone thinks you’re adorable.
I like to imagine a cocktail party where everyone would act like a baby. They’d be in their fancy strapless dresses and suits, making grand conversation about politics and the arts, but then the tray of little quiches would come around, and they’d go completely bug-eyed and flap their arms up and down and whimper. [...]
“Why do I have to be quiet? It’s a silent movie!” – Amy, drunk at a party
So, I ‘wake up’ after a party where there was a one-legged guy and a bunch of other people I don’t know partying in my room, and a couple of girls are in my apartment. I don’t know one of them, and the other one, despite the fact that I don’t recognize her, I just [...]
Last night, as Urn and Kat and Annie and I dined with Eric and Jill (our fabulous managers from the radio station), Jill mentioned that she wanted to throw a Red Dwarf themed Halloween party. When I mentioned that I had never seen the show, everyone got that horrified look and gasped (even Annie!) and [...]
I just woke up from the weirdest dream. I had stolen a mummy from the science department at my school. This was a big deal because it was their first intact mummy and they hadn’t even opened the case yet. I took it back to my apartment and opened the sarcophagus. Inside were several smaller [...]
Sorry for so long since the last update, but I’ve been busy with my ninja training. I’ve been spending all my time lately convincing the school that I am, in fact, capable of graduating. They’ve got these strange ideas about it taking “effort” and “work” to graduate. I’m trying to convince them that the qualities [...]
say hello to the only person who was affected by the “Y2K bug.” That’s right. The bank ate my paycheck. I deposited my small check on December 30, and when I went back on January 1 to withdraw some cash, it showed the same balance as before I made a deposit. Needless to say, I [...]
Wow… lots has happened. I’m really not even sure where to start… The term is almost over, which means that I’ve only got about six months of school left. That’s a really strange concept. I’ve been in school practically my whole life… 17 years of school. And soon that’ll all be over. On the one [...]
