Archives for “poop”

These are the details that she’ll kill me for sharing when she grows up, but I don’t want to forget them, so apologies to future Zoe (and future me!) Zoe is totally potty-trained now, and it was suspiciously easy. To the point where I’m half convinced that we’ll wake up one morning to discover it [...]


I know I’ve been slacking a bit lately when it comes to posting. I’m working on the draft for Zoe’s one-year newsletter, but it’s taking a bit longer than usual — which I noticed the other day when she turned 13 months old. It wasn’t my fault! Once again, Annie and Zoe are sick, and [...]


Annie: “I just wanted to let you know that I was right, she was pooping.” Scott: “This is the weirdest phone call I’ve ever received.” – Annie called me about ten minutes after I left the house to tell me this.


My mom just came back from Alaska with gifts for everyone. In addition to something really nice she got me and Annie, she got us “Moose Nugget Drink Swizzle Sticks.” Or, in layman’s terms: SHIT ON A STICK. How am I supposed to react to this? I don’t want to seem unappreciative, but she did [...]