Archives for “simpsons”
“I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I really wanted was a club sandwich.” – Homer Simpson
“And in the news tonight, a stowaway bear is causing trouble for space shuttle astronauts.” – Kent Brockman on the Simpsons
“Ah, General Tso, you were a formidable opponent, but your chicken is delectable!” – Mr. Burns
“Kill my boss? Do I dare live the American Dream?” – Homer Simpson
“A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.” – Jebediah Springfield
I had an awesome dream last night that I was a race car driver. I was driving one of those long, light-weight drag racers, and I was racing against people from the Simpsons (Mr. Burns, Nelson and Milhouse). The course seemed to be a track laid around my old elementary school. I had won several [...]
“Shot by you? I think not my friend. Your kind has neither the cranial capacity nor the opposable digits to operate a firearm.” – Mr. Burns to Homer Simpson
“We sell forbidden objects from realms where men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call Frogurt!” – Creepy old man on the Simpsons
Mr. Burns: “Smithers, I’ve got a rocket in my pocket!” Smithers: “You don’t have to tell me, sir!” – The Simpsons
