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”In my movie, Superman doesn’t care about humanity, Batman can’t get it up, and the bad guy wants world peace.” – Zack Snyder, discussing his adaptation of Watchmen


A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. “Magic Beer”, he says She thinks he’s a little crazy, and says,”That isn’t really Magic Beer, is it?” “Yes, I’ll show you.” He takes a drink of the beer, [...]


As you know, I’m quite keen on comic books. Especially the ones about superheroes. I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes fascinating. Take my favorite superhero, Superman. Not a great comic book. Not particularly well-drawn. But the mythology… The mythology is not only great, it’s unique. Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there’s [...]


If my brother is married, then I’m Superman. Yesterday, sometime before noon on this coast, Ryan and Molli went and got married. They did it at a justice of the peace, and I don’t actually know much more than that because we haven’t spoken since then (he just left us a phone message). Mom said [...]


“Oh not this again. We’ve been over this. Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain Amazing doesn’t. How would he see?” – The Shoveller, Mystery Men


“I am, I am Superman, and I can do anything.” – REM, I think Oog. Dead Week. It sucks. The end of the term, when suddenly you become painfully aware of just how much work you have to accomplish and just how little time you have to do it in. A week full of nights [...]